Mistake #1: The last time I ate a breakfast sausage was maybe five years ago. This morning I decided to eat two. Why? Why didn't I remember that eating those things is equivalent to eating a few spoonfulls of lard with my eggs?
Mistake #2: I knew before I drank that glass of chocolate milk that the chances of my stomach revolting against it was very high. But who can resist chocolate milk? mmmm...so yummy...so dangerous...I was living on the edge - unfortunately I fell over.
Mistake #3: Late afternoon - time for me to drag my lazy butt out the door and go to the gym. The pain in my midsection had subsided. I told myself that if I got a good workout in, then maybe I could go and buy myself a shake from Booster Juice. And so I did...and what do you know? They were selling half-price shakes! My lucky day...or so I thought...I tried to convince myself that the frozen yogurt in the shake, though a dairy product, should be ok because it's got all that good bacteria in it. I was wrong.
So have I learned my lesson yet? Well...I just had a piece of chocolate cake with tea. Maybe I should just go to sleep so I won't have a chance to get my stomach in more trouble...
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I had a clown sighting today while driving home from the gym. He was westbound in the left-turn lane, ready to go northbound. Luckily I was in a stopped position in the southbound direction. I wasn't totally paralysed, but sat fearfully in my seat, hoping he wouldn't look at me...
And he didn't, thank goodness. He made his turn and went on his way. My light turned green, and so I sped away from that disturbing sight.
posted by Sonia @ 12:00 a.m.
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